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'Cause loves such an old fashioned word and love dares you to care for the people on the edge of the night and love dares you to change our ways of caring about ourselves...
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Now for some of my random quotes:
This is the part where you DIE!
What's your defintion of stupid?
You were dropped as a child, weren't you?
Am I the only sane person here?
You gonna get Nintendowned!
My name is rofl mcpwnage & I'ma kick your ass!
Join the GNAA!
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Workaholics? Brokers and salesmen are workaholics. Artists are obsessed. There's a difference.
~teentitans
~The-Random-Club
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